Peeing While Dreaming Retreat

We can all agree that most of the world's problems can be traced to getting up in the night to pee.

The last thing you want to do in the middle of the night is get out of your bed and walk to the bathroom. Your sleep suffers, your day suffers, your work suffers, your relationship suffers, the entire world suffers.

Then you start a war, people die, children are thrown into fires, women are thrown out of airplanes, men are buried alive. Because of peeing, in the middle of the night.​

What if we told you there was another way?

Dream shamans have been surrogate peeing for themselves in their dreams for eons. Now you can sleep tight while your dream self pees for you and your bladder is none the wiser.

In the Peeing While Dreaming Retreat, Shaman Nasaru will teach you the following:​

  • How to pee in your dream so your real self can keep sleeping

  • How to pee in someone else's dream so your real self can keep sleeping

  • How to dream that you're dreaming, and then pee within that second concentric dream world​

The best part about learning this technique is the pee stays in the dream dimension so you do not wet your bed.

You wake up dry and clean, like a mature adult.

$500! Must be comfortable with the smell of strong pee, and sleeping on plastic.