I'm warning you.
I will scream very loud if you keep threatening me.
How long have you been positive?
About a year now.
A year? And you're already a positivity coach? A bit soon, no?
That's a negative view of life so I can't answer your question.
Your answer seems more negative than the question.
I will not answer questions that threaten my positive outlook on life.
Who's threatening your positive outlook on life?
You are. You're treating me very poorly.
I just asked you a question. This is an interview.
I'm warning you. I will scream very loud if you keep threatening me.
Are you ok?
You need to smile more and think about what you're grateful for.
YOU need to smile more.
I'm a positivity coach. I know ALL about smiling, believe you me.
You're a tad threatening.
One day a week I scream at the top of my lungs in the mountains where no one can hear me.
I scream, "Fuck you, you motherfucking asshole pieces of shit!" is one thing I scream.
Where did you get your positivity certification?
At the Positivity School for the Blind.
Were you blind at some point?
My negativity blinded me from my own happiness. It's a metaphor.
The school is a metaphor or the name of the school?
Oh, so you didn't actually get a certificate.
Neither did you.