Shaman, Nasaru


I'll use my rooster to protect me from

evil spirits as I wander in other realms.

What is a shaman?

One who has access to the world of spirits.

And what do you do with that access?

I use it to heal people.

What can you do that vitamin E can't?

I can heal the spirit, the issues that reside in the other planes of existence.

Vitamin E is actually very effective for burns. Can you heal burns?

Probably, I don't know, I've never tried.

I have a burn on my perineum, which is the area between the b--

I know what the perineum is. Why do you have a burn there?

Sometimes I can't get all of my poop out and I need to slide myself against the floor to rub it off of me and it gives me friction burns on my perineum.

I can't heal that kind of burn.

Do you maybe want to ask someone in the spirit realm? I mean, you didn't even try.

There is no one in the spirit realm that can heal that type of burn.

Just my luck. What's a typical Monday for you?

On Mondays I typically organize my feathers, play some drums and then I'll use my rooster to protect me from evil spirits as I wander in other realms.

I have a rooster too, but it doesn't protect me, it just fucks all of my chickens.

Well, that's what roosters do.

True, except I don't have any chickens, so guess who it's fucking?

[At this point in the interview Nasaru's body disappeared and the sound of a gong sounded. Read more about Nasaru's home life here & one of his devotees here]